Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men is an Emmy Award nominated television sitcom centered around a single bachelor, Charlie, whose lifestyle is interrupted when his newly separated brother, Alan, moves in, along with Alan's son Jake. Charlie and his nephew form an "unsuspecting bond" with each other. Two and a Half Men won the 2004 People's Choice Award for Favorite New Comedy Series, the 2006 People's Choice Award for Favorite TV Comedy, and was the highest rated sitcom of the 2005-2006 season on American television.

Charlie is a successful and affluent bachelor in his mid-thirties who has a career writing advertisement jingles. Charlie resides in a large ocean front home in Malibu, California and is portrayed as a chauvinist womanizer. The plot begins when his uptight brother Alan becomes divorced from his wife Judith (whom he thinks may be a lesbian), loses his house to her and has to move in with his brother. His 10-year-old son Jake often stays for weekends and at other times.

Rose is Charlie's zany neighbor and female stalker. We learn Rose had a one-night-stand with Charlie shortly before the show started and keeps entering his house through the patio in the most inopportune moments, expressing her ambition of obtaining Charlie, and often serving as a good albeit crazy friend and advisor. Although obviously troubled herself, Rose has stated a few times that she has a Master's degree in psychology. In various episodes it is insinuated that Rose is very slowly orchestrating a psychological plan to win Charlie back. Early in the series she's heard to say (to herself) "Phase one, complete", after revealing to Charlie her excessive wealth.

In one episode, Rose's father, Harvey, (played by Charlie Sheen's real-life father Martin Sheen), asks Charlie of his intentions with his daughter after an apparent second one-night-stand between the two. Harvey then meets Charlie's and Alan's mother and has an affair with her, stalking her and popping in just like his daughter does. We then learn from Harvey's mother that "that's what happens when you marry a first cousin," explaining Rose's family's dementia soon after Rose revealing the one-night-stand was not real; they only woke up together.

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Two and a Half Men Season 1

1. 1- 1 101 22 Sep 03 Pilot
2. 1- 2 102 29 Sep 03 Big Flappy Bastards
3. 1- 3 103 6 Oct 03 Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
4. 1- 4 104 13 Oct 03 If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap
5. 1- 5 105 20 Oct 03 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump
6. 1- 6 106 27 Oct 03 Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
7. 1- 7 107 3 Nov 03 If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
8. 1- 8 108 10 Nov 03 Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful
9. 1- 9 109 17 Nov 03 Phase One, Complete
10. 1-10 110 24 Nov 03 Merry Thanksgiving
11. 1-11 111 15 Dec 03 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
12. 1-12 112 5 Jan 04 Camel Filters + Pheromones
13. 1-13 113 12 Jan 04 Sara Like Puny Alan
14. 1-14 114 2 Feb 04 I Can't Afford Hyenas
15. 1-15 115 9 Feb 04 Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (1)
16. 1-16 116 16 Feb 04 That Was Saliva, Alan (2)
17. 1-17 117 23 Feb 04 Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats
18. 1-18 118 1 Mar 04 An Old Flame With a New Wick
19. 1-19 119 22 Mar 04 I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
20. 1-20 120 19 Apr 04 Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
21. 1-21 121 3 May 04 No Sniffing, No Wowing
22. 1-22 122 10 May 04 My Doctor has a Cow Puppet
23. 1-23 123 17 May 04 Just Like Buffalo
24. 1-24 124 24 May 04 Can You Feel My Finger?

Two and a Half Men Season 2

25. 2- 1 201 20 Sep 04 Back Off Mary Poppins
26. 2- 2 202 27 Sep 04 Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
27. 2- 3 203 4 Oct 04 A Bag Full of Jawea
28. 2- 4 204 11 Oct 04 Go Get Mommy's Bra
29. 2- 5 205 18 Oct 04 Bad News from the Clinic
30. 2- 6 206 25 Oct 04 The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
31. 2- 7 207 8 Nov 04 A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
32. 2- 8 208 15 Nov 04 Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
33. 2- 9 209 22 Nov 04 Yes, Monsignor
34. 2-10 210 29 Nov 04 The Salmon Under My Sweater
35. 2-11 211 13 Dec 04 Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
36. 2-12 212 3 Jan 05 A Lungful of Alan
37. 2-13 213 17 Jan 05 Zejdz z Moich Wlosów a.k.a. Get Off My Hair
38. 2-14 214 31 Jan 05 Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
39. 2-15 215 7 Feb 05 Smell the Umbrella Stand
40. 2-16 216 14 Feb 05 Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?
41. 2-17 217 21 Feb 05 Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!
42. 2-18 218 7 Mar 05 It Was Mame, Mom
43. 2-19 219 21 Mar 05 A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise
44. 2-20 220 18 Apr 05 I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
45. 2-21 221 2 May 05 A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
46. 2-22 222 9 May 05 That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
47. 2-23 223 16 May 05 Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
48. 2-24 224 23 May 05 Does This Smell Funny to You?

Two and a Half Men Season 3

49. 3- 1 301 19 Sep 05 Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
50. 3- 2 302 26 Sep 05 Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
51. 3- 3 303 3 Oct 05 Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
52. 3- 4 304 10 Oct 05 Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
53. 3- 5 305 17 Oct 05 We Called It Mr. Pinky
54. 3- 6 306 24 Oct 05 Hi, Mr. Horned One
55. 3- 7 307 7 Nov 05 Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
56. 3- 8 308 14 Nov 05 That Voodoo That I Do Do
57. 3- 9 309 21 Nov 05 Madame and Her Special Friend
58. 3-10 310 28 Nov 05 Something Salted and Twisted
59. 3-11 311 19 Dec 05 Santa's Village of the Damned
60. 3-12 312 9 Jan 06 That Special Tug
61. 3-13 313 23 Jan 06 Humiliation is a Visual Medium
62. 3-14 314 6 Feb 06 Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
63. 3-15 315 27 Feb 06 My Tongue is Meat
64. 3-16 316 6 Mar 06 Ergo, The Booty Call
65. 3-17 317 13 Mar 06 The Unfortunate Little Schnauser
66. 3-18 318 20 Mar 06 The Spit-Covered Cobbler
67. 3-19 319 10 Apr 06 Golly Moses, She's A Muffin
68. 3-20 320 24 Apr 06 Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
69. 3-21 321 1 May 06 And the Plot Moistens
70. 3-22 322 8 May 06 Just Once With Aunt Sophie
71. 3-23 323 15 May 06 Arguments for the Quickie
72. 3-24 324 22 May 06 That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite

Two and a Half Men Season 4

73. 4- 1 401 18 Sep 06 Working for Caligula
74. 4- 2 402 25 Sep 06 Who's Vod Kanockers
75. 4- 3 403 2 Oct 06 The Sea is a Harsh Mistress
76. 4- 4 404 9 Oct 06 A Pot Smoking Monkey
77. 4- 5 405 16 Oct 06 A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
78. 4- 6 406 23 Oct 06 Apologies for the Frivolity
79. 4- 7 407 6 Nov 06 Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
80. 4- 8 408 13 Nov 06 Release the Dogs
81. 4- 9 409 20 Nov 06 Corey's Been Dead For an Hour
82. 4-10 410 27 Nov 06 Kissing Abraham Lincoln
83. 4-11 411 11 Dec 06 Walnuts and Demerol
84. 4-12 412 8 Jan 07 Castrating Sheep in Montana
85. 4-13 413 22 Jan 07 Don't Worry, Speed Racer
86. 4-14 415 5 Feb 07 That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
87. 4-15 414 12 Feb 07 My Damn Stalker
88. 4-16 416 19 Feb 07 Young People Have Phlegm Too
89. 4-17 417 26 Feb 07 I Merely Slept With a Commie
90. 4-18 418 19 Mar 07 It Never Rains in Hooterville
91. 4-19 419 9 Apr 07 Smooth as a Ken Doll
92. 4-20 420 16 Apr 07 Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
93. 4-21 421 Alan's Gay?
94. 4-22 422 Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous

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